Ode to Tears
Crying and tears are shared European values. The European anthem has to change accordingly. "Ode to Joy" becomes "Ode to Tears".
Christoph Heusgen, German diplomat and the outgoing chair of the Munich Security Conference, broke down in tears and delivered howling. His whining was applauded by the European politicians and diplomats.
Crying and tears are European values. Schillers Ode to Joy/ An die Freude makes European leaders feel like they do not belong. To fit the new European identity, the lyrics has to change.
The Ode to Tears/ An die Tränen is a slightly updated version of Schillers poem:
Tränen, schöne Götterfunken,
Töchter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten runterschlucken,
Himmlische, EUR Heiligthum.
Euro-Tränen binden wieder,
Was der Vance streng getheilt,
Alle Menschen werden Schwester,
Wo das sanfte Schnupftuch weilt.
If it makes you cry, if it rips your heart, it is the Europe.
Now, Beethoven’s music does not make you cry, either. A new melody, a howling one has to be made. Again, Europe has to commission DJ Vance.